I hate it when I'm in a group of my friends, and were all talking about cool ass cars we want and probably are going to get. It bothers me because why do you need a bad ass car, like a Mustang. So one day i was like fuck that ill get a Cement Truck, slap a sticker on the side of that bitch that says CT 2009. No one would fuck with that shit, put some Twin Turbo in that bitch along with a 620 Deluxe Engine, that mother fucker will Haw some ass. Ill take the Fucker drag racing and shit.

So I was at a party, with a bunch of my friends. I went to use the restroom to take a shit. But at that second i had an idea. Why not take a shit on everyone's coats? So I held it and look for the coat room, which would be a closet. I waited for the right time and then when no one was around I shut the door and began. When i was done i left. And waited for the first person that would open the door and discover what has happen. When someone finally did walk into that closet and saw what was done, he ran into the lobby and was like "Someone shit on the coats." that's the only thing you can say when some shits on coats, "Someone shit on the coats." They might of said "I think someone shit one the coats." but you know, your just afraid to be the bearer of bad news. Then i was like "What?", "I hope it wasn't on my coat." Then Boom I disappeared like a phantom.